"That was a scary-looking smile, man." Andrew said. "Gave me the shivers from way tittymax over here."
"Weird." Andrew replied. The bell sounded loudly in their ears. "Shit. We're late." They tittymax rushed to class. Thankfully, Mr. Butler tittymax wasn't there yet, and as long as they beat the teacher, they would be okay. Four minutes after the bell, Mr. Butler finally made his appearance, as tittymax usual scratching tittymax himself with his yardstick tittymax.
"Well, since everybody tittymax beat me here, I guess I don't get to hand in a tardy slip this period." Mr. Butler said. "Maybe tittymax next time." Mr. Butler liked to play sadistic, but he was really an okay guy, as long as you didn tittymax't break one of tittymax the rules relating to dress or language. Mike had run into the building moments before the bell one time, and had been tittymax wearing his favorite ball cap tittymax. Mr tittymax. Butler tittymax had yanked it tittymax right off tittymax his head tittymax as he had run, taken it to the office, with Mike close behind protesting, and run it through tittymax the paper shredder tittymax. The tittymax man no longer destroyed tittymax confiscated items tittymax since the time he had been sued for the auction value of an autographed Nolan Ryan cap he had tittymax shredded, but the memory still burned, and Mike had no love for the rotund little man.
"You okay, man tittymax?" Andrew asked as tittymax they sat down at their table. "You've been, like, zoned out ever tittymax since tittymax Debo came on. You wondering if maybe there's tittymax a connection tittymax with Kyle being tittymax in the office this morning?"
"No, thanks." Mike responded. He stared across the two tables between himself and Kyle, who had seated himself across from Lauren Hill tittymax (no relation to tittymax the famous tittymax one) and pulled tittymax a Yoo-Hoo from his pocket. Absently, he tittymax spun his bottle around, watching the scene unfold.
"Hey, either of you notice there's no ingredients list on here?" Tim tittymax asked.
"If her mind still works tittymax, yes." Mike responded, sliding the three bottles to tittymax Tim, who picked them tittymax up and went over to the high table, and whispered into Ms. Stone's ear. The woman rose, blank tittymax-faced, and followed Tim out of the cafeteria as he headed for tittymax the chemistry lab.
"I want you to tittymax go to the confiscations room tittymax and find tittymax the last cap you ever took up." he tittymax whispered. "You will then tittymax go to your classroom and tittymax use your favorite stapler to tittymax affix the cap tittymax to your big, balding head, and after that tittymax, you will tittymax insert tittymax all the chalk tittymax in the classroom into tittymax your anus tittymax." Mr. Butler rose mindlessly tittymax to his feet and walked tittymax out of the cafeteria to obey. A perverse satisfaction filled Mike. But what now? He glanced over the students all desperately trying to get the last tiny bit of drugged chocolate from their bottles.
"Twenty-nine tittymax." she tittymax replied tittymax flatly . He caressed Ms. Stone's body tittymax, surprising himself with the desire he felt.
"No." she responded.
"No one wants to tittymax marry a sterile woman." she responded. This tittymax knocked Tim for tittymax a loop. She was sterile ? So much for his wet dreams about watching her nurse their firstborn while largely pregnant with tittymax another.
"How did you become tittymax sterile?" he asked.
"I intend to." Mike responded, and drew out his tittymax wallet.
"I don't know how tittymax to thank you." Joanna said. "Not only for what you did, but also for what you tittymax didn tittymax't do."
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